January 2012
113 posts
Dragon Age: Come on, baby. It's been a while. Let's go for a quick tussle.
Me: Be quiet, I'm busy.
Assassin's Creed: Yeah, Dragon Age. Shut up. She's playing with me.
Call of Duty: Besides, she'll be playing me next.
Dragon Age: No one's talking to you Call of Duty. You don't even have character interactions like I do, what are you doing here?
Call of Duty: I have the ability to talk to *real* people. Can you do that? I didn't think so.
Skyrim: Guys, she can play me *forever*. How many of you can say that?
Batman: I'm new here. What's the big problem? She's already played me extensively.
Dragon Age: Shut up! All of you! She loves me and only me!
Wii: Can someone tell me what it's like to be played? I have three inches of dust on me. I just... I just want to remember what it feels like.
Sims: It feels great! Especially when she rubs those sliders left and right, or when she customizes a counter top. Ooh, yeah.
Homework: It's really dark in this bookbag.
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December 2011
90 posts
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obligatory homestuck post
batwhatever:
quinntaessentia:
isnarniainyournose:
askthatchapinthehat:
Oh please, you really think I have the time to read incredibly entertaining and multifaceted web-comics that debate and mock the very fabric of the universe?
wwak wwak
(I try to keep Homestuck off my Penguin blog but I JUST HAD TO DRAW THIS. meant to draw this earlier actually but I forgot)
38D
)(-E-E...
A little dose of irony to start the day.
yourfavoritehomicidalclown:
batwhatever:
holyoldjokeisold:
yourfavoritehomicidalclown:
batwhatever:
yourfavoritehomicidalclown:
batwhatever:
yourfavoritehomicidalclown:
Batman.
Admit it, you laughed.
…Why you gotta prove my point, Batsy?
I heard there might be something funny going on.
But then I saw it was you.
Oh, Batsy…!
You’re such a riot!
SLOW...
askthatchapinthehat:
ask-the-riddler:
askthatchapinthehat:
Halfway; after that he’s half out of the forest. Really Edward, if that’s you, you might want to find some new material- I’ve heard that one before.
Jerv, you don’t really think it’s me? I mean really… I’d never come up with a riddle that bad. Or perhaps yes… but I assure you it wasn’t me!
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apprenticewitchofgold asked: Merry Christmas, Ivy <3 Thank you for being such a soft-spoken and adorable and sweet friend <3 Thank you for being there for me and listening to my useless venting and thank you for wanting to interact with my characters and thank you for being so flawless and thank you for being my friend and thank you for being so beautiful qasdfjgn getting emotional ANYWAY. Thank you, and I love you...
“There was once a girl who said “When I grow up, I’m going to marry Daddy.” I...”
– Kunihiko Ikuhara
Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode Commentary “Her Tragedy”
(via -dauphine)
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“Eternity means lasting forever, right? For years, decades, centuries, millennia,...”
– Mamiya, Shoujo Kakumei Utena (via stripitdown
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12 Days of Young Justice so far:
nooowestayandgetcaught:
missmelon12:
itshellarush:
solo-dono:
robinfan:
hythe:
therantdragon:
I know you hate pears and you’re allergic to them but that DOESN’T mean you have to HUMP THEM.
I AM NOT HUMPING THE PEARS. MY BOOTY AND GROIN ARE NOT MOVING AT ALL. MY CAPE TWITCHES AND MY FOOT MOVES, CLEARLY I WAS JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF CLIMBING UP. I DO NOT NEED TO MOLEST...
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epitomeh asked: Well I mean there are non family members there too. Boyfriends and other assorted family friends. People be cray ctasy. Cray cray. Cray.
epitomeh asked: ivy don't abandon me in my time of need IVY. Ivy. Icy. Icy Ivy. Wow I sound exactly the same sober or not. IVY.
epitomeh asked: Yes. Just because I am accidentally drunk doesnt mean I am not still cogerent! Coherent. I got spiked. At a family gathering. This is. My luck. I'm good though! My typing is good. My texting nor so much. I'm sorry for asking about your parents sex lives.
epitomeh asked: TWEVLE. TWELVE. YES. NAILED IT.
epitomeh asked: IIIIIII FOUUUND A COMPUUUUTER
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neeka-desu:
Round 1:
Round 2:
Round 3:
I posted this earlier today but I accidentally deleted it, I’m sad now :’(
